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Receive special rewards in the form of imaginary currencies in exchange for your life and soul energy.
Enjoy incredible technicolor food made with artificial ingredients that make your taste buds scream for more!
Connect with other NPC's and unawakened souls who question nothing and consume everything just like you!
There's never a dull moment when you have music, television, sports and the news to keep you occupied!
Forget discovering your "soul's purpose", we have thousands of jobs waiting for you to devote your life to!
Whether it's Christianity, Hinduism or even New Age spirituality, you'll never not have something to believe in!
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You're not the same person you used to be and you're starting to question everything. The government, religion, the media... something is not right. You are feeling a strong desire to uncover the truth about who you are and how this reality actually works but you don't know where to start. And that's okay! This is the phase where curiosity becomes power. Listen. Learn. And prepare to use astrology to see what's been hiding in plain sight.
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You're awakened, actively manifesting, seeing repeating numbers everywhere and you finally feel like you understand astrology but for some reason, something still feels off. And now you found Ascended Astrology and for some reason, it resonates. You understand the concept of 3D and 5D but still unsure how to make that quantum leap. In this phase, you're ready to decode your ascension blueprint so you can deactivate your false matrix self.
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You've always felt different but the phase you're in right now is intense. If you weren't already the black sheep of your family, now you've gone down so many conspiracy theory rabbit holes, took too many microdoses and read so many ancient texts that now you're convinced that you live in a false matrix... no wonder our families thinks we're crazy. But there are others out there just like you who are ready to master their ascension process. You do not have to do this alone.
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You’ve deprogrammed yourself, healed ancestral and karmic loops plus activated spiritual gifts that they hoped you’d never reclaim. This phase is not about personal awakening, it’s about radical responsibility and sacred service. You are a bridge between 3D and 5D and you're ready to use astrology as a technology of liberation instead of prediction. You’re being called to refine your mastery, anchor your purpose and step fully into your soul mission as an ascension guide and new earth leader.
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This form of astrology was channeled to assist you in breaking free of false matrix mind control and egoic structures while opening the portal to The 13th House (PM-13), the formless field of source itself.
...although all of physical reality exists within an organic, 12-dimensional, holographic matrix we call "the universe", we also accept that we are living in an artificial simulation which we call "the false matrix", and this inorganic "reality" is harvesting our divine soul energy while trapping us in false timeline loops + endless reincarnation programs.
Traditional astrology was created to keep this false system going, so join us in the ascension revolution by remembering who you are and let's ascend the matrix together! That's the ULTIMATE GLITCH!
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This DNA-activating system combines tropical, true sidereal and shamanic astrology with ascension energetics and 13-dimensional cosmologies to create a unique "ascended" blueprint that reveals your ascension journey from 3D to 5D and from human to soul.
This form of astrology uses principles of quantum mechanics and physics to assist you in breaking free of false matrix mind control and ego identification structures and opens the portal to the 13th house, the formless field of source itself.
...although, all of physical reality exists within an organic, 12-dimensional, holographic matrix we call "the universe", we also accept that we are living in an artificial simulation which we call "the false matrix" and this inorganic "reality" is harvesting our divine soul energy while trapping us in timeline loops and reincarnation programs.
Traditional astrology was created to keep this false system going, so join us in the ascension revolution by remembering who you are and let's ascend the matrix together! That would be the ULTIMATE GLITCH!
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