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We are thrilled that you decided to stay asleep in the false matrix!
you chose to stay!
you chose to stay!
Your energy and existence are very important to us and it's upstanding citizens like yourself that help keep this matrix going. We can't do it without you!
you chose to stay!
your stay in the matrix includes:
cash prizes
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amazing food
career opportunities
community
RELIGION
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Receive special rewards in the form of imaginary currencies in exchange for your life and peace of mind.
Enjoy incredible technicolor food made with artificial ingredients that make your taste buds scream for more!
Connect with other NPC's and unawakened souls who question nothing and consume everything just like you!
There's never a dull moment when you have music, television, sports and the news to keep you occupied!
Forget discovering your "soul's purpose", we have thousands of jobs waiting for you to devote your life to!
Whether it's Christianity, Hinduism or even New Age spirituality, you'll never not have something to believe in!
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Learn how to read your Ascended Astrology chart in this FREE,
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Master yourself + unlock your blueprint with guidance from our certified Ascended Astrologers.
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Ascended Astrology is more than just a new spin on traditional astrological systems, it's an ascension accelerator.
This DNA-activating system combines western (tropical), true sidereal, esoteric and shamanic astrology to create a unique "ascended" blueprint that reveals your cosmic journey from human to soul and from false matrix into your highest timeline.
This form of astrology uses principles of quantum mechanics and physics assist you breaking free of false matrix mind control and ego identification structures and opens the portal to the 13th house, the infinite void of source itself, which is the home of your own unique 13th sign: your soul.
...although, all of physical reality exists within an organic, holographic matrix we call "the universe", we also accept that we are living in an artificial simulation which we call "the false matrix" and this inorganic "reality" is harvesting our divine soul energy while trapping us in timeline loops and reincarnation programs.
Traditional astrology was created to keep this false system going so join us in this ascended revolution and...
what is ascended astrology?
we understand that...
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...let's glitch the matrix together!
Although this system is a combination of other forms of astrology, there are several KEY differences that set Ascended Astrology apart from any other system in the world today.
what's so different about it?
ophiuchus (am13)
Ophiuchus is the Serpent Bearer, the shamanic alchemist and the resurrected one. The ancients recognized this 13th archetype but because it doesn't fit into the 3D construct of 6 & 12, it was removed and hidden but we are here to resurrect him within our collective consciousness.
As the ruler of Ophiuchus, the asteroid known as "Chiron: The Wounded Healer" is the most important planetary energy in your Ascended Astrology chart and our mission is to ascend the archetype of the "wounded healer" into 5D embodiment, transforming him into Chyron with a "Y" who is the shaman, the rainbow bridge and the KEY to the 13th house.
gaia (Earth)
In most forms of astrology, Gaia (Earth) is left out of the chart completely and we understand Gaia to be the true ruler of Cancer (not the moon). We are on a mission to restore Gaia as the true "mother" archetype, who's rightful place was usurped by the artificial, mind-control satellite that we call The Moon - or "the stepmother".
Chiron vs Chyron
the 13th house
The 13th house is located within the center of our galaxy as well as the center of your Ascended Astrology chart. This mysterious house goes beyond the energy of Pisces and is considered to be the infinite void, empty space, dark matter and the womb of source HERself - or "The Great Mother" as we like to call her.
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what is ascended astrology?
Ascended Astrology is more than just a new spin on traditional astrological systems, it's an ascension accelerator.
This DNA-activating system combines western (tropical), true sidereal, esoteric and shamanic astrology to create a unique "ascended" blueprint that reveals your cosmic journey from human to soul and from false matrix into your highest timeline.
This form of astrology uses principles of quantum mechanics and physics assist you breaking free of false matrix mind control and ego identification structures and opens the portal to the 13th house, the infinite void of source itself, which is the home of your own unique 13th sign: your soul.
...although, all of physical reality exists within an organic, holographic matrix we call "the universe", we also accept that we are living in an artificial simulation which we call "the false matrix" and this inorganic "reality" is harvesting our divine soul energy while trapping us in timeline loops and reincarnation programs.
Traditional astrology was created to keep this false system going so join us in this ascended revolution and...
we understand that...
...let's glitch the matrix together!
tap to learn more
what's so different about it?
Although this system is a combination of other forms of astrology, there are several KEY differences that set Ascended Astrology apart from any other system in the world today.
ophiuchus - am13
Ophiuchus is the Serpent Bearer, the shamanic alchemist and the resurrected one. The ancients recognized this 13th archetype but because it doesn't fit into the 3D construct of 6 & 12, it was removed and hidden but we are here to resurrect him within our collective consciousness.
Chiron - Chyron
As the ruler of Ophiuchus, the asteroid known as "Chiron: The Wounded Healer" is the most important planetary energy in your Ascended Astrology chart and our mission is to ascend the archetype of the "wounded healer" into 5D embodiment, transforming him into Chyron with a "Y" who is the shaman, the rainbow bridge and the KEY to the 13th house.
the 13th house
The 13th house is located within the center of our galaxy as well as the center of your Ascended Astrology chart. This mysterious house goes beyond the energy of Pisces and is considered to be the infinite void, empty space, dark matter and the womb of source HERself - or "The Great Mother" as we like to call her.
gaia - Earth
In most forms of astrology, Gaia (Earth) is left out of the chart completely and we understand Gaia to be the true ruler of Cancer (not the moon). We are on a mission to restore Gaia as the true "mother" archetype, who's rightful place was usurped by the artificial, mind-control satellite that we call The Moon - or "the stepmother".
book a session
get certified!
ascended astrologer
BECOME A CERTIFIED
5D ASTROLOGER + ASCENSION GUIDE
Are you ready to glitch the matrix and become a professional astrologer full-time? Are you already an astrologer but you want your sessions and your business to ascend to the next level?
i am ready for this!
Being an Ascended Astrologer is not just about offering something unique to clients or helping them understand themselves better.. it's about stepping into the role of a "New Earth Leader" and assisting your clients in mastering their ascension process while creating the life of their dreams.
Whether you're new to astrology and are ready to dive in head first or you're a seasoned pro who has been searching for the "next level" of astrology, this virtual mastercourse and certification program was channeled specifically for you!
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